Zome!

A verbal way to express extreme surprise. Short for Zee-Oh-Em-Gee(ZOMG), which is short for "Z'Oh My God!", which itself is internet slang for "Oh My God!"

A: "Is that Bill Gates over there...eating a cheeseburger?"

B: "Zome! I think it IS! Let's rob his ass!"

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Lesident

A Lesbian President. (Now that we have a Woman running for president, we have to accept the possibility that eventually we'll have a Lesbian president.)

I heard Hillary has been banging her female campaign manager. That's just great...now if we elect her we'll have a goddamn Lesident!

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