Zhuge Liang

Also Known as the Sleeping Dragon. Kickass guy who helped Lui Bei and Liu Chan (Or something) rule the shu-han empire which was later fucked up after his death.

Dying Father: ugh....son...please promise that you'll look after the glue factory even when I'm dead.

Rascal Son: No way, I'm fucking it up. Then I'm going to kill a prostitute.

Dying Father: Arhg! I feel like Zhuge Liang must've felt....

Rascal Son: Shut up, I dun' care...

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Phil Ivey

The best pokerplayer in the world. (Not counting me) He's also black which is cool.

You suck as a poker player....no, you're no Phil Ivey...dammit Lif you're not even black.

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Elmdor

Some uber 1337 guy who defines himself as someone cool.

No crusher I did not write that about you, I know you did it yourself. No one likes you....stop copying Elmdor.

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