Jim Dandy

The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.

"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"

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