stupidstition

A portmanteau derived from the words "stupid" and "superstition" (belief in supernatural causality—that one event causes another without any natural process linking the two events).

The young earth creationist's blind adherence to his stupidstition made it difficult for him to comprehend that astronomers have accurately measured distances of celestial bodies from Earth exceeding six thousand light years.

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Tex-ass

Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.

The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion

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prison pussy

A highly stylized form of barbering that removes male facial area within the areas of each side of the face extending from the cheekbones to the collarbone (excluding a mustache and chin beard) that was first made popular among males in the United States during the Civil War with the circulation of magazines featuring engraved images of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Why, I do declare, Boulegard --- your decision to grow out your prison pussy is truly enhancing your appearance of being a refined southern gentleman!

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showgloating

Praying in public and/or taking pride in praying during public events "like the hypocrites" contrary to Jesus' New Testament commandment in Matthew 6: 5-6.

Matthew 6: 5-6
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The pastor was heaping praise upon showgloating high school athletes who chose to drop onto one knee and pray aloud just before the start of the big game.