The dude next door

The dude you want to move out he just moved in and hes already pissing you off. I mean getting a tan when hes orange as fuck like Trump except it's not fake news while naked. Who the Fuck wants to see this. You're no Mia Khalifa.(well unless you actually are her but its unlikley) Total jackass. You're gossiping to your friends oh hes such an asshole!The dude wants to be your friend! Who is he kidding. He knows you're to swag for that. Keep watching memes by yourself in your room. You can survive this. I believe in you hoe. Stay swagga 8)

The dude next door is such a jackass.

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