Pickup dick

Seen more frequently in rural communities, this roadway denizen is found driving a large pickup truck, often lifted, sometimes with a large smokestack - like exhaust pipe belching black diesel smoke from an overwide pipe behind the cab.

These drivers are always pushyand and ill-mannered. They cut off other drivers, must always be passing, sometimes even dangerous.

It is rumored that the size of their actual dick is inversely related to the size of their truck and its exhaust pipe.

That pickup dick just cut that lady off, and that diesel stench is awful!