Moxon

A boy who is incapable of closing the deal with any existing female. Usually incapable of the flirting although even when opportunities hit him right in the face the deal is never completed

“Man that guy has more chance of falling out of a boat on the ocean and not hitting water than fucking that girl”
“Man that guy is such a Moxon”

copenhagen residue

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her Copenhagen Residue.