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When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
When a Navy veteran insists on using vasoline and surgical gloves to play doctor.
He seemed like such an upstanding citizen until he took me home for a General Chen.
When he pulls her s dick out and sees she made it bloody causing him to freaks out and runs to the bathroom dripping a trail of blood the entire way
That's asshole pulled a dirty shaggy on my brand new white carpet and now I have to call Stanley Steamers to come clean up.
When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
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