Bazoomers

Breasts which are conical in shape, resembling the tips of a torpedo or bazooka shell. The shape most often naturally grown by transsexuals on hormone replacement therapy.

Scuzzy man A: "Hey check out that hot chick!"
Scuzzy man B: "That used to be a dude, see those bazoomers?"
Scuzzy man A: "I know. I wanna stick it in."