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Alabama sex toy

This is a woman's index finger when used as a substitute for a dildo; so-called because by default it can be still used in Alabama, where sex toys are illegal.

Jennifer had no date that night, so she planned a quiet TV movie, a bubble bath, and her Alabama sex toy

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 16, 2010

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Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 27, 2009

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