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I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.
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A ho who bangs people on both sides of the Atlantic.
Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.
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The lingo used amongst mountainbike folk.
Examples of "Mountainese":
"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.
"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.
"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.
"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.
" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel
"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)
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The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
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A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.
I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.
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Standing at the door or hallway, waiting to leave.
Kristina, you better hurry up, your B/F is standbye.
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Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.
Check out that car. Zero B00bage.
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