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When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus
Inmate - âI only have one bar when Iâm storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception â
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Damn I tried to short change that hook that wouldnât swallow, but she caught me quick. She is a real trac hoe.
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To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.
That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
When a man or woman canât get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.
Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.
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Running anything between someoneâs ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.
Damn baby, iâm About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.
My man really gave me the debit card last night.
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