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Corona-blocked

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

by Elwood Lane March 22, 2020


Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017