Pharmer

(Ph)farm-er(s) (noun)
(Ph)farm-ing (plural noun)
(Ph)farm-ed (verb) (ph) derived from phoenician (sanskrit) or early greek (early geek) i like to say, and latin that's were it really gets (ph)funky, and or (ph)freaky..ok..ok

Be my woman, and I'll be your man
Gonna make you happy, so just take my hand
I got my vision, I got my plans
Gonna spread my message, to all those fans
I got my ride, and I got my pad
We'll be high livin', so go tell yo dad
Ain't bad water, ain't bad land
Never go hungry, cause you'll understand
Got my pony, and I got my dog
Got my chickens, and i got my hogs
Gonna grow my seeds, and it won't take long, then we'll take a few rips from a hand blown bong
I can be your woman, and you can be my man
Do some real freaky sh#! Like it's straight from Japan. Ain't no problem, ain't no thing, cause on your finger be a diamond ring.
Better get ready, better get set, I'm telling you baby, aint seen nothin' yet!

He quit his life in the grey, congested city, for a more simple life as a pharmer in the green fields of the countryside.

Impossinator

(Im-poss-ə-na-tor)(s) (noun)
(Im-poss-ə-na-tions) (plural noun)
A person or persons who are adept or highly skilled at impersonating famous personalities (for comedic purposes) from throughout history.... which is nearly (impossible) past 150 years ago up until photography an sound recordings were invented...or a person up to our current time...(impostor) if the person who is being mimicked is still living...but truly it is impossible to exactly impersonate someone or something strictly by skilled acting alone a full 100%, which would not really be as funny anyway if at all thus a noticeable difference is to be maintained in order to be considered as even possibly comical.

That overly ridiculous impossinator tried in vain to sqeeze the smallest hint of a laugh from those impossible critics.