depresshun

When your friend is depressed and wants to be left alone, shunning society to go curl up in his/her emo corner.

I heard Kate broke up with her boyfriend, so I tried to call her to hang out, but she didn't pick up. I hate getting depresshunned.

"Cameron told me to go away. I wonder if he's mad at me."
"Nahh, he's probably just depresshunning you. It happens to the best of us."

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moob

A manifestation of awesome so epic that it cannot be purely contained in flat, hollow chest.

Parker is so badass he has moobs. I wanna be a Parker when I grow up.

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twish

A Tweet that has exactly 140 characters. It's the Twitter equivalent of a swish in basketball.

"This tweet has exactly 140 characters and I wrote it without purposely trying to use up my 140-character limit. I do believe that's a twish."

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