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A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.
"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."
Unhealthy food that is yellow(-ish), like crisps or chicken nuggets.
I used to go out with someone that would only eat yellow stuff.
Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.
I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.
A man who gets a threesome with two women.
"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"
The Mona Lisa, a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
I'm going to Paris tomorrow, I'm so looking forward to seeing the big ML!
"So, what do you think about the isolation?" -
"Yeah, just gonna lock myself in and just, uhm, punch some cones for a couple o' days."
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When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."