Food Prude

Someone who is completely unwilling to experiment with or eat unusual and unique types of food.

M: OMG, you should totally try these sweetbreads. They are incredible!

N: Um, I've never had them before - what are they?

M: Delicious fried animal parts, like pancreas and thymus gland!

N: That is gross! No way, I will never try your sweetbreads.

M: Whatever. You, my dear, are SUCH a food prude.

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hotsimodo

An unattractive man who, for some inexplicable reason, the ladies find sexually charismatic and physically attractive.

He’s fat, has a snaggletooth, and eats with his mouth open, but something about him is just sooo sexy – he’s SUCH a hotsimodo.

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