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A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop.
These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough
Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?
Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J!
Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick..
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To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.
Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.
Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!
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A shortened way to say "Myspace Pic"
A lot of people around the world are wasting their breath on unnecessary syllables saying My*Space*Pic, when they could just be saying My*Spic.
Diego: Hey Guillermo I just added some Myspics, maybe you should comment them!
Guillermo: Jeah, prooolly, myspace is a fag.
Ashley: Jenna! I got some new Myspace Pics!!
Jenna: Wow, why don't you just say Myspics you stupid bitch?
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One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
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A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.
Also known as a Picasso.
Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!
Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!
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The game "20 Questions'" definition of a penis.
Jerry: I played 20 Questions and tried to fool it by doing the word, penis. LMAO it guessed a dik dik!
Ann: The word penis disgusts me. In a situation where the male reproductive system is used, I would much rather use the word, dik dik.
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