68 and i owe you one

Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.

He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"

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derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

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ginormous

overly large. taken from the words "gigantic" and "enormous" to form "ginormous."

Kid 1: Gee, paw. That cow sure has a ginormous utter.
Paw: MOOOOOOOOOO!

(i'm so sorry)

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chill

1. v. To hang out.
2. v. To smoke pot.
3. v. To hang out and smoke pot.
4. adj. Something extremely awesome.

1. Kid 1: What are you up to?
Kid 2: Nothin. Let's chill.

2. Kid 1: I wanna get high.
Kid 2: We'll chill at 6P.

3. Kid 1: What are you doing, I wanna get high.
Kid 2: We'll chill.

4. Emberlix is sooo chill.

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beastly

Emily Hutson. (aka Freakin awesome)

Kid 1: Emily is so beastly
Kid 2: Yeah, and really beast-like!
Kid 1: NO, shut up you're stupid *punch*

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6P

Aka "sixth period park". Frequented by GDSers during the school day... or after the school day... or whenever they want to... to smoke weed. not that we've been there.

gdser 1: yo, dude! i need a break.
gdser 2: yeah, i'll meet you at 6P halfway through spanish.
gdser 1: chillllll. bring your jesus bong.

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