HSF

Acronym for Hand Stapled to Forehead. A facetious melodramatic reference, probably originating from the stereotypical silent film heroine, who would roll her eyes and lift the back of her hand to her brow at a dramatic moment (usually prior to swooning). The "stapled" reference generally suggests that the dramatist's hand gets stuck in place, and it can be used as an insult or as an intentionally humorous melodramatic gesture.

Vladimir's okay, but he HSFs a lot.

Life is a meaningless misery. ::HSF::

20👍 31👎

twitch

(Derogatory) A slut; a tease; a general nuisance; someone who uses sex (or the promise of it) to get what she wants without regard for other people's feelings. Combination of twit and bitch; also referring to someone who walks in a suggestive ("twitchy") manner.

That little twitch stole my best friend's husband.

208👍 161👎

effen

A euphemistic substitute for fucking.

I don't believe this, AOL deleted my effen homepage.

38👍 27👎

whodathunkitwhatsis

A nonsense substitute word used when you don't know the proper term for something or simply can't remember it. Derived from "Who'd have thunk it" and "what's this?".

My car broke down and Dad has to repair the whodathunkitwhatsis to get it running again.

ass on your shoulders

Being overly defensive, obnoxious, confrontational, or just generally annoying.

Man, you've really got your ass on your shoulders.

101👍 30👎

gothic

Of or relating to goth and the subculture thereof. Older adherents of the subculture (it's been around since the 1970s, people) prefer to call themselves "gothic" rather than "goths". The term is reminiscent of a style of medieval architecture and intended to bring to mind images of gargoyles, stone arches and funerary monuments.

There is no "gothic movement". Get over it.

55👍 42👎

wack job

An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.

That guy is such a wack job.

55👍 311👎