evangenital

A Christian evangelist who is intolerant of differing beliefs, especially one who is loudly so, and therefore can be said to be acting like a dick or a twat.

Thanks to the evangenitals in my hometown, the liquor store was shut down, the porn-store owner was run out of town, and the pharmacist was forced to stop carrying birth control.

queefweasel

A pathetically stupid, abrasive, and/or otherwise worthless or unpleasant person.

My personal ad is very clear about the sort of man I'm looking for, so why do all these queefweasels with mommy issues and hygiene deficiencies keep emailing me?

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theorrhoid

A highly religious person who is a pain in the ass. Particularly one who attempts to push his or her beliefs onto others.

Jerry Falwell was one of the biggest theorrhoids in the United States.

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pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

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ruppie

A redneck yuppie.

"I work with this dumbass ruppie. She shops at Wal-Mart, but she tries to pass off her clothes as Saks Fifth Avenue."

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