Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.

Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.

Turft

1. Fucked up.

2. Bummy and/or poor quality. Run down.

"Little buddy's sneakers are turft"

"By the time we left the party we were turft"

"Buddy got turft out* for being slippery at the mouth."

*(In the example of Turfed out*, the term "out" is an adverb or an amplifier that no only increases the degree to which said individual got fucked up, but also sheds light on a particular circumstance where the individual in question got knocked out, stomped out, and/or molly wopped.)