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One who has a solid trust in vagina despite having somewhat vague beliefs.
The vagnostic was a deep believer in vagina, although he/she knew not of just quite what.
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The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.
My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.
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A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.
Turduvadove. ..Word from above.
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Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary
They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.
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Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.
Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
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Acronym: don't be a douche bag
The bouncer lost his stamper; so he used a pen and wrote 'dbdb' on everybody's hand.
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a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention
I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.
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