Margarita

The resulting salty rim when a guy blows his load on his girlfriend's asshole.

After my girl got shut off at the bar, I took her home and served her a delicious, sticky Margarita.

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jewish refinance

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.

Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."