triangle tits

pointy man-boobs; the kind one gets due to eating to many stuffed crepes at Ihop or munching on the leftover fried tidbits from a Long John Silver's fryer.

Joe: Whoa! What's that sticking out of John's shirt?

Kyle: Oh you mean the pointy man-boobs? Those are his triangle tits. They really compliment is square ass, don't they?

Joe: You know, you're right! Maybe he should wear a bra or something though.

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