emily chapman

A two faced bitch; she is so fucking annoying she makes you want to throw yourself in front of a bus. Steals friends and boyfriends. She treats people like shit. She also will touch you and make your feel uncomfortable, tries to be the center of attention. Thinks she's a great singer, when really sounds like a dying frog giving birth to a whale.

Guy: Emily chapman got a really bad part in the play

Guy #2: yeah it's cause she has a sucky voice.

Girl: Emily chapman stole my boyfriend

Girl #2: She's a piece of trashskank and does that all the time. She's the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

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Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.