Mexican blowjob

A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.

Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!

Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!

Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!

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Ballin'

1.) You've got bad ass game on the basketball court

2.) Making money

The source of 1. is obvious; 2. come from selling rock or crack cocaine. You start making good money when your dealing with balls (8-ball) and up, which is a half a quarter ounce, or 3.5 grams. A half a b (1.75 grams) is the lowest on this scale and what low end dealers might grab. On the street a half a b goes for $100-$125, which you can convert to about $170. The turnover is not extremely high, but the rate you sell it at is as you can easily turnover that amount in 20 minutes or less. The more balls you deal with, or sell, the higher the turnover.

Kim makes about $1,000 per week slangin' on George Street. She's ballin' yo'.

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Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.