God-knows-where

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story

Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"

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gay fuel

Gay fuel is often defined incorrectly.

Zima is the correct term

After Benjamin and Wendell had a Zima they were ready for some rusty nail anal action.

Benjamin: Want a gay fuel friend?
Wendell: Oh! You big silly, you mean a Zima!

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