crush

a very painful/extrordinary thing most adolescents go through. it is when you develop an extrmeme fondness for someone of the opposite(same) sex. if its extreme enough. you might get butterflies in your stomach when in their presence, you'll be able to shut out everything in the outside world until that person eluminates like a god/goddess, and you'll long to be with that person for as long as you can imagine, but unfortunately with most things too good to be true, this is. This is why i mentioned the "Painful" at the beggining of this little seminar i am presenting. it is cold as ice when you realize they dont like you. I can imagine it isn't like this 100% of the time, but in my experience, EVERY SINGLE girl i have ever had a remote sense of intimacy with, i would either ask them out and they would say no(there have been a variety of excuses for this) or i would find out they dont like me... Bottom Line. try to avoid crushes, because 95% of the time, the person winds up exactly as the term implies... CRUSHED!!!

Me: Hey Arash. Dude i am Crushing SO HARD on Nikki...
ArasH: yeah, dude She is One of the hottest babes in this school!
Me: Unfortunately i heard she thinks im creepy because she overheard me call her hot, and shes a lesbo :(
Arash: well thats a crush for ya. You got crushed bro...
Me:yeah... fuck girls...

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