Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

Prousappointed

For when you're disappointed in someone but also slightly proud

You: I thought better of you honestly, I'm quite prousappointed in you
Friend: For the love of god please stop with the urban dictionary words

Disapproud

For when you're proud of someone but also slightly disappointed.

You: Well, since it's not a particularly good thing I'm quite disapproud of you
Friend: Stop using stupid urban dictionary words

Water

Domesticated Ocean

Domesticated ocean is another name for water that will annoy normies when you use it. e.g
You: I just had a great drink
Friend: What was it?
You: A bottle of domesticated ocean
Friend: We aren't friends anymore

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