Building a Shelf

When one becomes so enraged that they punch a hole in a wall, but later refine the opening into a serviceable aperture.

Person A: "What a lovely recessed mantle you have."

Person B: "Why thank you! My friend got so upset after losing in a video game, he stormed right over here and built a shelf."

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beefswelling

1. the process of a gaining an erection.

2. the transitional state between being sexual unaroused and becoming sexually aroused (usually in males).

Q: "Hey, do you see that hot girl over there?"

A: "Yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling."