deloitte

aka professional cock suckers.

Pete: I might go down soho for some oral tonight.

Dave: Try Deloitte first, I've heard they're very select with their clients.

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Sykes

The Pit Hole Of Hell, A Company that leads you on and doesn't appreciate your dediction and never recognizes you for your accomplishments

Sykes Sucks!

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Pizza Hut

You'll never know what we put in the pasta sauce (heh heh). And we always use expired products in our pizza, and we don't wash our hands before making your food. And we are proud followers of the 3-Second Rule.

Get a free tapeworm or E-coli strain with each pizza, courtesy of Pizza Hut.

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Boss

One of God's mistakes. A worthless thing that talks out of its ass.

My boss refused to give us all a raise despite record sales for two months straight.

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swalling

The act in which an employee gets a happy pill (good and plenty) from their mouth to their stomach per the firehouse owner

“Chew before swalling”

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safeway

Safeway (3rd Planet in the Supermarket Solar System)
Population: 200 poorly paid employees, 20 young wannabes with nothing to but hang out at a supermarket on a Saturday night, 10 angry old people with stupid questions, 50 or so middle aged soccer mum species who consider themselves to be the most superior species on the planet, and 5 to 6 managers wandering aimlessly doing nothing.
Orbit: Around the planet is a vast asteroid like field of 4WD Class Space ships piloted by soccer mums. Extremely hostile and dangerous! Take caution!
Environment: Employees are regularly subjected to the hostile natives and are forced to endure seasonal carol music non-stop for a month.
Recommendation: Avoid AT ALL COSTS!

"I got past the Soccer Mum asteroid field only to be rammed to death by a roving granny with a walking frame!"

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