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heaven of memes and 95% of memes either come from here or are posted on here
"memes cured my depression" - a wise man on urban dictionary
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"
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a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
No bra day? But I have PE⦠where we share changing rooms with boysâ¦
shet
Novembew 4th
Da day whewe uu uwuify wowds
Rick: Hello.
Morty: Hewwo!
Rick: Dafuq you talking about?
Morty: You dumb bitch don't uu knuw that it is uwuify day?! UwU *kills Rick*
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A pass given by Asians to non-Asians so that they can say the word without being considered a racist. Includes the âeye pullâ and can either be unlimited or limited time.
Non-Asian man: ching chong wing wong willy wonka
Asian man 1: proceeds to pull out slipper
Non-Asian man: put it down..
Asian man 2: put it down. He has the power of ching chong on his side. I gave him the ching chong pass.
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British slang for a cigarette. What were you looking for?
uh ok imma brb imma just smoke a fag
wait what
The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)
Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*