Ligma

Ligma balls disease, more commonly referred as LIGMA, is a very rare disease that can be life wreaking, put you on life support for the next two decades and kill you.

“Steve Jobs died of LIGMA. In 2069 there will be a cure to ligma. In 2069 we will be releasing a cure to ligma balls disease. The way to do it is for the doctors to bang your mom! HA! GOTTEM!” *dies of ligma*

- an anonymous person who goes by the name of P.H

discord

tinder but with underage girls

pedo: *receives 26 friend requests on discord*
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*

pedo: ah shit, here we go again

youtuber

greedy ass people who have a massive fanbase of simps who, to this day are still trying to find their OnlyFans...

Jake Poo: OK, but before i do this experiment, I have to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDs~
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!

me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*

KLM

1. Abbreviation for calm.
2. An airline in the Netherlands.

aye sorry mate I can’t go out tonite I have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines

faggot

A British food made of meatballs and pig heart or liver. What were you thinking?

ngl faggots are disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting

6👍 10👎

hentai

Despite being popular, hentai is probably the worst porn on the internet due to the fact that the cock and the pussy are pixelated, defeating the point of being a man and porn itself.

steve: Hey do you watch hentai?
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken

Rick Astley

Honestly a very underrated pop singer in the 80's and 90's. Now get off Never Gonna Give Up and listen to some of his other songs.

(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)

Me asking 1000 people what their favorite rick astley song is:
986 people chose never gonna give you up