Ramsey

The grippiest person alive. Really has the biggest GYATT out there. No one else can compete with the sheer volume of his planets. All I want is to have my head crushed between his thunder things, and don't get me started on his calcium cannons.

"Did you see Ramsey's cheeks clapping as he ran up the stairs?"
"I know, I nearly got pushed back by the sonic booms his cheeks produced!"

Satay

To be a satay is to be gay

That guy is very satay