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Cumquat

A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day

Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple

by Emron cumclot March 14, 2019


Unexpectime

When something happens that you were not expecting and so therefore time is somewhat nonexistent for you did not know when else it could have happened

Tim: "Woah, hey Paul I was not expecting you to call me
Paul: "Oh hey, I am 20 minutes from home"
Tim: "Ah, next time you should call me when you are 3 minutes from home because that would make it Unexpectime"

by Emron cumclot March 28, 2021


Basketball on ice

A game of basketball with one small twist. (Everyone wears socks) preferably an indoor court because blacktop is not slippery.

James: I heard you guys were playing ball on Saturday!

Tyrone: Yea we were playing some of that basketball on ice. It's crazy!

by Emron cumclot February 28, 2022