drag strip

A track built for the baddest ass thing in the world

The pressure from the noise at the dragstrip felt hot on my face

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sorry

a feeling or expression of remorse

im sorry im such a hypocrite

im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition

im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod

im sorry youre so amazing

im sorry that we arent the same person anymore

im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally

im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit

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Horace

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!

"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

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sperm burper

a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps

fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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ari-safari

noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like

woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari

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itiagbsl

I think I'm gonna be sick laughing!

haha a fat guy making an ugly face. itiagbsl.

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frink

A mythical ancient Greece creature, with the head of a goose and the legs of a chicken

That frink has his hand in a cow's bottom.

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