x incher

an x inches long dick

He has got a nine incher.

26👍 17👎

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

323👍 66👎

emulgator

owner of an emu farm

My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.

19👍 5👎

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

32👍 38👎

J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person

You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.

56👍 9👎

shicer

shitter
from German "Scheisser"
scheissen = to shit

He is a damn shicer

20👍 4👎

bayonet

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

21👍 37👎