Hymen

Synonym for cock-blocker.

Someone who prevents a man from having sexual relations.

Girl- "Want to go back to my place?"
Guy1- "Yeah! Maybe we could--"
Guy2- *stumbles in* "Dude! Have you told her about that time you got drunk and had sex with a mannequin?"
Guy1- *muttering* "....fucking hymen...."

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