Venus

A nice girl with big titties. She is an amazing friend, and you're lucky if you can pull her. She will always be there for you.

Person: Venus! I love your boobs! I'm so lucky to have you as a friend.
Venus: Thank you!

Owen

A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.

Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.