Clarissa

A gorgeous, smart, and humorous girl who is also a badass that can knock out a person twice her size. She might seem mean and uncaring on the outside, but once you get to know her enough, you'll see that deep down inside she does have a heart. She works hard for the things she's passionate about, a chronic insomniac who won't sleep even if you threaten to throw her off a cliff. A great writer and her vast knowledge on multiple topics will amaze you, basically a more interesting version of wikipedia. A great person and friend that will be there for you and always encourage you to pursue your aspirations. So, for these reasons a guy would've been moronic to reject her and play with her heart.

"Hey, did you know that it's Clarissa's birthday today."

"Oh, really ??"

"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"