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When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.
After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.
Giant earrings worn by a woman to protect her neck from any sensual displays of affection.
Aaron tried to kiss Heathers neck, but it was impossible because she had her favorite neck shields on.
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The act of liking someone a little before they become your full on crush.
Man, I think I am starting to krinkle on Ms. Carroll. She is awesome!
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The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,
I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.