beats

A table-drumming game played by two or more people (usually not more than three or four) in which each person is given about 30 seconds to perform a beat on a table or hard surface. Sometimes referred to as "table beats" or simply "beats". Is played for similar reasons as rock, paper, scissors & other assorted boredom-reducing games.

"Hey man, let's play beats."

"You kicked my ass at beats last time"

"Playing beats while high kicks ass"

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placebo

The strongest drug available.

Bob took a placebo and was cured of his cancer.

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straight goon

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

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