free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

Prius defense

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.

I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.

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