The evolved species of the now near extinct chav. Roadmen can be easily spotted as they will always appear wearing a black (often North Face) puffer jackets, black Nike caps, Adidas or Nike black tracksuit bottom and a Nike bag (often with a shoulder strap). The collective noun for a group of Roadmen is âMandemâ. Roadmen can often be found in city centres, suburbs and semi-rural areas, often seen smoking but most often vaping and smoking weed in back alleys or by walls. Roadmen also speak a branch of the English language, most of which is still unknown. However one part of this language linguists have dissected form conversation with them is the pronoun âManââ which is often used in place of âMeâ . Roadmen have only been foun in the country of England, mainly large cities like London, Manchester and Huddersfield.
âHey have you heard about Danielâ
âYeah heâs turned into a proper Roadmanâ
Noun- Female genitalia
Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force
Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall
Adjective-âAdam is such a twatâ
Verb-âBlake has made me so angry, I swear Iâm gonna twat himâ
Proper noun-âI went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missingâ
Noun-âCharlotte has a great twatâ
Noun- Roadman slang for good/large posterior or buttocks, specifically when describing a females buttocks
âMate, Beatrice has raaah Bundaâ
Adjective-A person who is extremely dishonourable and dislikable
Noun-Female Genitalia
Verb use-âDavidâs such a cunt, he stole 10 quid off meâ
Noun-âMate, Susan has such a great cuntâ