Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/

“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”

Whenyew

Certainly, here’s a dictionary-style definition:

Whenyew (pronounced: wen-yoo)
noun, informal

1. A colloquial portmanteau of the phrase “When are you,” used to inquire about the timing of a future action.

Example sentence: “Whenyew gonna call?” translates to “When are you going to call?”

Pronunciation: /ˈwɛnˌju/

Whenyew gonna call? 🤙
Whenyew wanna smash? 😏