Christian

Christian is a tall lanky science nerd that usually has only a few close friends. But those friends are usually very sweet and complement christian’s multiple problems well. Christian has scoliosis too so fuck you christian you can’t even stand straight.

Damn see that idiot over there? Definitely a Christian.

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Jenna

Jenna is someone who loves her best friends deeply but is rather closed off to the world. She likes to listen to music, preferably something edgy to match her always black clothes. She’s easy to make fun of, often being called gremlin or dumb. She doesn’t like social sciences but has a lot of other skills, like writing, art, and computer science. She isn’t a really big sports person but will support a college team if she has a relation to it. Jenna’s are usually good people and you can make fun of her, but always be nice because she’s a gremlin you’ll want in the long run

Person 1: Hey man I feel kind of mean for being so sarcastic to Jenna
Person 2: It’s ok, she’s a gremlin she deserves it.

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Matthew

Matthew is best known for saying such kneeslappers as “noob” and “die”. All his friends think he’s the funniest person ever, but he doesn’t care. He just wants his mama to come back. Can we get an F in the chat for Matthew? He’s had a rough life. Matthew is also an incredible improv person utilizing such techniques as negation to be one of the worlds best.

That comedy Show would’ve been so much better if it was Matthew and not Seinfeld

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