Loyalist

Someone that bootlicks the British establishment and monarchy. They agree with the seizure of Irish land and live on the island of Ireland as hostile foreigners, yet they hypocritically take issue with migrants living on their land not as invaders, but as immigrants. The Loyalist will label you as a terrorist despite the fact that their paramilitaries targeted civilians almost exclusively during The Troubles, 85% of loyalist paramilitaries victims were civilian compared to 35% of Irish paramilitaries victims being civilian. They also tend to compare you to ISIS despite the fact that Irish paramilitaries were mostly secular and loyalist paramilitaries were very much religious, a popular phrase among loyalists is "For God and Ulster". A Loyalist is a person that is tone deaf and a hypocrite invader.

Man: "That Loyalist's breath is humming"
Woman: "It's what happens when you lick the Queens chocolate starfish"

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