Androidiction

1. Addiction to Android products and/or applications.
2. Someone with Androidiction may be obsessed by mobile phone apps and must play with them every five minutes.
3. Psychological addiction to all things Android related.

John could not put his phone down because he had so many cool apps to play with. His colleague said he must have Androidiction.

Outjack

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner.

My mate I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. George outjacked me because he came first.

Voicetress

voicetress -
1. One who speaks what she is thinking in any given situation.
2. One who is forward in giving his or her opinions.
3. One who is opinionated.

e.g., “That old lady can be quite the voicetress. She talks all sorts of crap. I hate her guts.” “Why? Did you have some sort of run-in with her?” “Well . . . mmmm, not until I set her car on fire. Then we got into it.”

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Multi-clocker

Someone who works multi jobs and clocks into work multiple times a day.

John was such a workaholic that he had a 9-5 job and a second job he worked at nights. Each day John would multi-clock in to work. His mum said "John why do you work so hard? You're such a multi-clocker!"

BUME

BUME to bring up somebody's email, typically by posting the word "BUME" in an email.

Also stands for:

Bring
Up
My last
Email

BUME!
See my email below which we discussed the other day.

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Chocicide

Death by chocolate, or chocolate related product.

He had such a sweet tooth that the doctor describe his death as Chocicide.

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Outjacked

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner

My mate and I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. He outjacked me because he came first.