Cracker

A plain ass biscuit boi.

Inbred #1 : " lOOk cHarLie!!! issa cracker!!!!"
Inbred #2 : " Well bEnd me Down under the mussies cow anus shit and pour me a jug a molten vintage radio metal fluid!"

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Balloon-Tail Nipple

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."